hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Fuck appropriateness.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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