I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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