So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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