They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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