found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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