also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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