I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just tell him i said nine months
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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