We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
should my penis look like a turkey
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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