Your face is a jimmy john
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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