party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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