He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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