Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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