It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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