you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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