Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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