I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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