Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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