i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
where are my eyebrows?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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