I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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