Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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