your room smells of hookers.
And success
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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