i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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