My girlfriend figured out who you are.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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