This house was built for laser tag.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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