Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
love makes seman taste better
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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