How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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