my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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