i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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