you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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