you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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