Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i think i just naturally attract stoners
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
