kristin has been a bad kristin
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
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