And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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