Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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