is wine microwaveable?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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