i think my mom watched the whole time
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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