i don't like sucking hair
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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