Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Did we literally take a cab across the street
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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