Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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