so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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