Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I wear drunk well.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
