You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he fucked my hip out of place.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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