Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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