So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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