i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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