it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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