you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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