your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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