Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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