if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Blood and glitter go together right?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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