Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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