Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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