its not stalking. its research.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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