What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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