I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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