Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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