The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Damn victory sex feels great
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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